What do we call a deer without eyes?
– No idea!
What do you call a bear without an ear?
What has holes but never spills water?
– A sponge!
What did Batman tell Robin before getting in the car ?
– Robin, get in the car!
Why do monkeys have big noses?
– Because they have big fingers!!
Why did the cook get arrested?
– Because he beat up an egg.
What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of a fallen tree ?
– Bark! Bark!