Funny Q&A deer

What do we call a deer without eyes?

– No idea!

Funny Q&A bear

What do you call a bear without an ear?

– B!

Funny Q&A spill

What has holes but never spills water?

– A sponge!

Funny Q&A batman

What did Batman tell Robin before getting in the car ?

– Robin, get in the car!

Funny Q&A monkeys

Why do monkeys have big noses?

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–  Because they have big fingers!!

Funny Q&A cook

Why did the cook get arrested?

–  Because he beat up an egg.

Fuuny Q&A Dog 2

What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of a fallen tree ?

– Bark! Bark!

Funny Q&A birds

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

– Because it’s too far to walk!

Funny Q&A chicken

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

–  To get to the other side.

Funny Q&A Dog 1

What is the one word a dog can say ?

– Bark